Sunday 15 June, 2003 at 2:04AM (Nereus)  ::  permalink  ::  comments (2)

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog trapped under a fallen branch. The frog said to her, "If you release me, I will grant you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog.
The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish, your husband will get 10 times more or better."
The woman said, "That would be okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, and women will flock to him."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me"
So, KAZAM! She's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM! She's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish.
She answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Thanks Barbs for emailing me that story - awesome!

In other news, IceQueen and I went to see Bruce Almighty a few hours ago - I'll write more about it later, right now I'm going to bed as we're off to the Bronx Zoo in the morning (weather permitting). Memorable quote from the movie : "Behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes."