Tuesday 24 June, 2003 at 4:30PM (Nereus)  ::  permalink  ::  comments (3)

Here's a few one-liners I came across while cleaning out some of the backup files for the old Urban Scrawl. Feel free to use them at work, home ..any public place.

• I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
• I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a fuck.
• It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
• I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
• You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
• The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
• I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
• I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
• I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
• I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
• This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
• I like dogs too. Let's exchange recipes.
• Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
• And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
• How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
• When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

NY1.com weather current temperature is 98°F (about 38°C) in NYC *ack*

Happy birthday to my sister Jo!