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oh no! not the kittens!

      Sunday 27 April, 2003 at 11:40PM (Nereus)  ::  permalink  ::  comments (11)

This never ceases to amuse me.

kitten

A true classic.



liberal and conservative views on the war

      Saturday 26 April, 2003 at 10:43AM (Nereus)  ::  permalink  ::  comments (1)

Here's something I read on a forum that seemed to amuse a few people.

The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative "Debate" Over The War
Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Liberal Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? You know, he has not actually committed a crime, yet. Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.
Conservative Answer: BANG!
Texan's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...
*sounds of magazine being ejected and fresh magazine installed*
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"

As I said, this seemed to amuse a lot of people but didn't really appeal to me in a big way (other than the Texan part), mainly because I'm not a heavily political type of person. Or maybe I am, but political by my own definition, not someone elses. The US population in general seems pretty politically oriented, I mean, one of the questions you hear regularly here is, 'are you a democrat (liberal) or a republican (conservative)?' ..and some people even seem to pick their friends or aquaintances based on that. I dunno. It's a different world from little old NZ. If someone asked me that question, I couldn't answer them ..more likely my answer would be 'I am me'.

...hours later...

Someone else posted this on the same thread:

a more accurate analogy would be:
A broken and beaten man with a dull butter knife rests here trying to catch his breath. He may have once been dangerous but now couldn't beat up on Luxembourg without help.
The liberal response: I will help him back on his feet and perhaps form a mutually valued friendship.
The republican response: I will shoot him, rifle through his clothes for loose change and then tell everyone else who asks what is going on, that I am just doing what is in the man's best interest.

Sounds like one of those people I mentioned who take that shit way too seriously. Sheesh, you could swap liberal and republican around and I wouldn't give a toss. Amazing how people can get all worked up about being pro one way and anti the other. To me that is pretty much another form of bigotry. If that offends you, too farkin' bad. As far as I can see, conservative is pretty liberal here, and liberal.. well the ones making all the noise are just way out there. Guess it's a cultural thing, but one I can't relate too.



anzac day

      Friday 25 April, 2003 at 8:50PM (Nereus)  ::  permalink  ::  comments (2)

The population of New Zealand has reached 4 million apparently! (thanks for the info Mich) ..wow, I try to imagine the entire population of NZ living in one city and then multiply it by three ..I can't imagine it, yet I'm living in it right now in New York. Bizarre.

New Zealand flag Today, April 25th, is ANZAC Day in NZ (actually it was yesterday in NZ, since I'm a day behind in NYC). Anzac Day commemorates New Zealanders killed in war and honors returned servicemen and women, originating from the commemorations of Gallipoli (Turkey) in 1915 during WW1.

On that day ANZACs basically stormed the beaches in Gallipoli and suffered huge casualties, but the valor that was displayed that day earned the ANZACs tremendous respect, particularly from Turkey, even though they were on opposite sides. The day (obviously) has similar importance in Australia, New Zealand's partner in the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps (hence ANZAC).

It's a national 'holiday' in NZ, where many people attend the Dawn Service (aka the Dawn Parade), basically a march by returned service personnel before dawn to the local war memorial where a service is held. Over the last few years in particular there have been more and more people attending the dawn service, which is really good to see - national pride / honor / identity / respect. The service itself can be pretty emotional, concluding with the last verse of Laurence Binyon's 'For the Fallen':

They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.

and then 'The Last Post' trumpet or bugle call is played (similar to playing 'the Taps' in the US) which is pretty emotional, followed by one minute silence and Reveille, and finally the National Anthem.

I'll have a look around and see if I can find a copy of the bugle call.. [a few minutes later] ..ok, found it. The Last Post is also sounded at 10pm each night to inform soldiers that they should be inside their quarters for the night, and also at military funerals to indicate that the soldier has completed his life's work and has entered into his rest.

Get Flash to see this player.

Click the little triangle on the left end of the player to listen - I had a few issues with the inline player, so if you can't see or use the flash player above, you can download the file instead if you wish (1.2MB) - it's in .mp3 format (right click and Save Link As / Save Target As...).



north korean dictator a nutcase?

      Thursday 24 April, 2003 at 11:19AM (Nereus)  ::  permalink  ::  comments (2)

Straight from the pages of Daily Rotten:

North Korean dictator is a fucking nutcase

All triplets in North Korea are being forcibly removed from parents after their birth and dumped in bleak orphanages. The policy is carried out on the orders of Stalinist dictator Kim Jong-il (son of Kim Il Sung), who has an irrational belief that a triplet could one day topple his regime... The children are housed in "triplet rooms", which visitors describe as bare but clean. They are said to receive good foreign-aid food, but none of the love and affection bestowed on most children.

Unfortunately the article seems to have been removed from the pages of the Melbourne Herald Sun website where it originated, but I did see it a few days ago. Wow. This sort of stuff used to happen like hundreds if not thousands of years ago, but now? Sad.



twenty questions

      Wednesday 23 April, 2003 at 10:25AM (Nereus)  ::  permalink  ::  comments (2)

Check this out - Twenty Questions is a website where you think of an object (and it can be anything you want) and then the AI will try to figure out what it is by asking questions, the first being is it animal, vegetable, mineral, other, or unknown. It will attempt to come up with what the object is within twenty questions, and it's pretty good at it! It got surfboard in 28 questions, but came up with wakeboard in under 20 (pretty close). Give it a try, see if you can stump it.



douglas adams on religion

      Tuesday 22 April, 2003 at 6:44PM (Nereus)  ::  permalink  ::  comments (1)

Something I just read in Douglas Adams 'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe' that made me giggle at first, but then think. Interesting really. It's in regard to the Garden of Eden and the Bible (if you're a religious type person, sorry if this offends you). It's a conversation between Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent. Here's what it said:

(Ford): "Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says, do what you like guys, oh, but don't eat the apple. Surprise surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting 'Gotchya!' It wouldn't have made any difference if they hadn't eaten it."
(Arthur): "Why not?"
(Ford): "Because if you're dealing with somebody who has the sort of mentality which likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under, then you know perfectly well they won't give up. They'll get you in the end."
(Arthur): "What are you talking about?"
(Ford): "Never mind, eat the fruit."

Well, I thought it was funny. I'm sick today. No, I mean it. I've been to the doctor and I have infectious pharyngitis (at least that's what it looks like in his writing). I have to stay away from work (and anyone) until at least Thursday or I'll infect them too. I have to call back tomorrow to the doctor and check the results of a swab test just to make sure it's nothing else. Some flu.



you're not patriotic, you're a traitor

      Tuesday 15 April, 2003 at 8:43AM (Nereus)  ::  permalink  ::  comments (19)

I've seen so much literature on the internet from anti-war activists (despite that the bulk of the Iraqi citizens appear to be very happy Saddam is gone), but then I came across something written by a person who is pretty much fed up with it. This article is pretty extreme and doesn't necessarily reflect my own views, but it does make a few valid points amongst the ranting.

You're not Patriotic, You're a Traitor.
by Erik Barath

Freedom of speech is a wonderful thing, especially when practiced by me. So allow me to flex my Constitutionally protected muscle.

You! Yes you! The ones at the New York "die ins" and San Franciscan "vomit ins" and all other protesters in between. I have a news flash for you. You're not patriotic, brave or remotely respectable. You're vile, hypocritical and accessories to murder. You stand against everything this country was built on, which by the way, allows you to be so vile without incarceration or execution, unlike you would by those regimes you stand in solidarity with.

You're un-American and I'm not afraid to say it. If you have the right to erroneously equate George Bush to Adolf Hitler or call America a terrorist nation, I certainly have the right to call you what is already proven.

We see who you are now. Your cohorts in the liberal media can't vouch for you anymore. Your vile protest signs and offensive chants made sure of that. The jig is up. Even your greatest sponsors, CNN, couldn't hide the fact that Marxist, anti-Semitic groups organize your little shindigs. They can't hide your support of North Korea's butcher, Kim Jong-Il or your denial of Tiennamen Square. They can't hide your hatred for the state of Israel or your hatred for the US military. The same military that gave and sustains your right to be so hateful.

And your view of this war is illustrative of who you really are. You echo the Iraqi propaganda minister's every words. You would rather believe the words of proven liars rather than those from the free world. You're a bunch of walking, second rate slogans without merit or shred of reality.

Peace is not a bumper sticker, tie dyed T-shirt or hand gesture. It is something which comes from the great sacrifice of the few so that many more can live better lives in the future. But what would you know about sacrifice? I see who you are. Most of you are young, un-showered, un-disciplined, unemployed and overrated. It seems that the vast majority of you come from well off households and attend elite Universities. You hold anti corporate hostilities but wear the latest gear from Ambercrombie & Finch. Everything you have came from the system you rage against.

And speaking of peace, the song "Give Peace a Chance" never liberated an oppressed peoples nor was John Lennon a great diplomat that ever softened the hearts of Pol Pot, Saddam or KIm Jong-Il. But since you people get your marching orders from Lennon songs, here's one I believe in. "Happiness is a Warm Gun" (bang bang, shoot shoot). Freedom has always come at the end of a warm, smoking gun. America's freedom and subsequent Constitution resulted from war, as did the freedom of slaves. Most of Europe would speak German and reside as German satellite states if not for American guns. Bosnian Muslims, collectively, would have been relegated to fertilizer if not for the guns of the US. Your silly banners, T-shirts, bumper stickers and hand gestures never aided anyone's liberation.

And what's your obsession with Communism? Are you so out of touch with historic reality? Or do you have a sadistic romanticism with murderous rule? Marching behind the banners of the Socialist Workers Party while holding signs that equate Bush to Hitler is obscene. Standing together with an organization that supports Kim Jong-Il lends no credence to your argument that a war In Iraq will take innocent lives. You obviously support the taking of innocent lives as long as it's not taken by American soldiers.

And what about innocent lives? Saddam kills a truckload of Iraqis by the time you awaken each afternoon to your breakfast of granola and hemp juice. Get a clue.

But most of you are adamant about Bush being the king of evil in this world. Of course, that is, until one of you are forced to deal with actual reality. Kenneth Joseph, a young American pastor, went to Iraq as a human shield. Once there, Joseph was quick to learn that Iraqis were praying for the war. They said that they were willing to get their homes demolished if it meant the end of Hussein. Joseph said, "Their tales of slow torture and killing made me ill, such as people put in a huge shredder for plastic products, feet first so they could hear their screams as bodies got chewed up from foot to head." Kenneth Joseph now supports the war. What a surprise.

And where were you fleebag laureates during Kosevo and the bombing of Iraq by Clinton? Where were all the "die-ins" and "vomit-ins" and Clinton=Hitler signs? You hypocrites. I guess as the great foreign diplomat from the Improve, Janeane Garofalo, said "it just wasn't hip" to criticize Clinton. Janeane is so illustrative of leftist hypocrisy. She verbally assaults Bush for this war but was the host of an event which Bill Clinton was the guest of honor, at a fund-raiser for Seeds of Peace. This, after the former Clinton administration mercilessly bombed Kosevo and Iraq, all without UN authority.

I think it was best put by Collin Powell when asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our Iraqi Plans were an example of empire-building by George Bush, while at a large conference in England:

He answered by saying that, "Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return."

So wipe the puke from your chins and clean the ketchup from your faux bandages. And for God sakes, put your clothes back on. Then, drive daddy's Cabriolet or Range Rover back to your safe university campuses or perfectly manicured suburbs. And sleep well knowing that there are millions of potential acid bathers and human shredder fodder that will get their chances to feel the wonders of pain and suffering if you get your wishes.

You're vile, dangerous, un-American and unpatriotic. And that's me practicing my freedom of speech.



hussein statue tumbles

      Wednesday 9 April, 2003 at 12:56PM (Nereus)  ::  permalink  ::  comments (8)

Saddam Statue Falls Just been watching the huge statue of Saddam Hussein in Firdos Square, Baghdad, being pulled down while Iraqi citizens cheer and jump on it.

I was pretty shocked when that soldier put a US flag over the head of the statue momentarily - not a good move, but I guess he just gt caught up in the heat of the moment. Fortunately they removed it quickly and put a pre-Gulf War Iraqi flag on it instead just before pulling the statue down completely.

Interesting that on the various forums that I was posting on about the war in Iraq, all the people who were fanatically against the war and were claiming the citizens of Iraq did not want the Saddam removed have now completely stopped commenting.

How could anyone think they wouldn't want that oppressive murdering regime taken out? Unreal. It's not over yet, but it certainly seems the 'shock and awe' war is in the last stages, fortunately.



earth from space

      Monday 7 April, 2003 at 8:52PM (Nereus)  ::  permalink  ::  comments (2)

Just dropping in. It's now April. It's now spring. It's usually around 60-70°F this time of year in NYC apparently. It's now snowing. Yup, you heard me, snowing. Plenty of it too, like 6+ inches on the ground accumulated so far. Freakville.

Since todays post has not been terribly exciting, I'll give you an image to look at that's pretty groovy. The image is a panoramic view of the earth taken from the Boeing built Space Station last November on a perfect night with no obscuring atmospheric conditions.

earthlights

This is a scaled down image. You can check out the full 2400x1200 image here. The lights clearly indicate the populated areas, and you can scroll east-west and north-south. Funny how Canada's population is almost exclusively along the U.S. border (wonder why? heh). Moving east to Europe, it's easy to spot London, Paris, Stockholm and Vienna, and check out the development of Israel compared to the rest Of the Arab countries. You can spot the Nile River and the rest of the the African Continent; after the Nile, the lights don't come on again until Johannesburg. Check out the difference between North and South Korea, and the density of Japan. Thanks to Pete VV for sending me this link a while back.



slow dance

      Saturday 5 April, 2003 at 5:35PM (Nereus)  ::  permalink  ::  comments (13)

Wow. I just received this poem via email from my sister in New Zealand. The poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital who has 6 months left to live (6 months from when, I do not know). Apparently she wanted to send a letter telling everyone to live their life to the fullest, since she never will. :(

It was originated by a doctor there (Dr. Dennis Shields, Department of Developmental and Molecular Biology, 1300 Morris Park Avenue, Bronx, New York 10461 if you're interested) and for every name that the email is forwarded to the American Cancer Society will donate 3 cents per name to her treatment and recovery plan. Not quite sure how they plan on tracking it, but I've sent it on to a few people. Thought the poem was worth publishing here regardless of the validity, it makes you think.

Slow Dance

Have you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

Do you run through each day
On the fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call and say,"hi"
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift....
Thrown away.
Life is not a race.
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over.

wow. Been a bit busy, I'll update more later.

...later...

OMG. The email host I use has a spam filter on it with settings of low, medium and high to control spam. Mine is set to low and there is no 'off' option. A few days ago I took a look for the first time in the bulk-mail folder where it redirects these emails (and auto-deletes them after a few days) and found one that should not have been there. Hmm. I just took another look now, and there's personal emails there from friends that are not bulk mail ones at all! Mich, one was yours, even though there was another from you that didn't get redirected there and was sent the same day. How farked is that?

If you've sent me email and haven't heard back, this may well be the reason why. What is really pissing me off is that I now wonder how many times over the last year I've had replies from job applications and I never knew about them. I'm going to write an email to my current mail host lycos.com and let them know I am not farking happy. AT. ALL. Bastards.

[a little later] Oh nice one. Check this out:

Disable Spam Detection : To gain access to this feature you must upgrade to Lycos Mail Plus.

Of course it costs money to do that. Looks like they've farked it up on purpose to get some income (didn't used to be a spam filter a year ago). Time to look around for a new email host- wish hotmail didn't have so many limits on capacity and individual email size. *sigh* ..and my name@hotmail.com is taken too. bah.

Our web host has pop3 so I can have whatever[at]ourdomain.com and use outlook express, but I like web-based email, which they don't currently offer. Another option is to upload a web-based email application to our server, but the only decent ones I've found are a good 10megs and install instructions are basically gibberish.. :/



saddam makes an appearance

      Friday 4 April, 2003 at 12:33PM (Nereus)  ::  permalink  ::  comments (0)

Wondering what's going on in Baghdad. Saddam Hussein just made an appearance on tv, and for the first time since the war started he made a comment that indicates he may have survived that bombing right at the start of the war, although as they said on the news, he apparently has a whole bunch of doubles, so who knows.

Yesterday there was a report that Iraqi citizens in southern parts of Baghdad were being woken from their beds by Iraqi military and forced to walk south towards the front lines. Not long ago a high ranking Iraqi military official came on tv making some cryptic comments that the US is in for a big surprise and they are going to do something that is unusual and at night.. I'm wondering if they're forcing thousands of citizens to march right up to the front lines so coalition troops wont shoot, and then Iraqi soldiers hidden behind them will open fire. Would not surprise me going on Saddam's history. These citizens probably will have family members back in the city who will be executed if the ones being forced to march south don't do as they've been instructed. Could potentially be looking at an extremely ugly situation here, I don't like how it sounds. Ok gotta go do my thing.



bark like a dog

      Thursday 3 April, 2003 at 10:35PM (Nereus)  ::  permalink  ::  comments (3)

Hey. Found this pic from one of my old websites, always cracks me up.

bark like a dog

I think Jackie sent it to me originally. Classic.



bigotry

      Wednesday 2 April, 2003 at 7:13PM (Nereus)  ::  permalink  ::  comments (2)

Looks like the coalition forces are on the verge of moving into Baghdad, so hopefully there's an end in sight. I've got kind of sick of arguing the pros and cons of this war (or at least reading others argue online and restraining myself from joining in when someone makes a stupid comment). I've been surprised by the amount of anti-Americanism out there, much of it unrelated to Iraq and without any basis other than straight out bigotry. *ack* I despise that sort of crap, regardless of who it's directed at. When there is no valid basis for it (is there ever?), it's just plain old ignorance.

I was getting a bit worried about Syria getting involved there, it could have really made the situation many times worse and led to a much 'wider' war, but it seems to have become a non-issue fortunately. Either that or the media just isn't talking about it because they know nothing. *blink*

That nasty SARS sickness is a worry. That would be huge news if not for the war. It's in NYC now too. bah. Ok gotta bail, so ..cya.


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